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I've posted 1722 messages, shared 197 photos and introduced 4 people to UKCD.
AgentM was last online 326 days ago
Referral ID: 2863 UKCD Photographer

Personal Message - Going to get a big stick...

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Agent M aka esMerelda

Bullshit 1/10
Perversion 1/10
Swearing 1/10
Holyness 10/10
Scallywagedness 1/10
Attractiveness 8/10
Comedy rating 8/10

esMerelda is the big holy Daddio, one must respect oneself before one can approach this enigma (that puts Bruce Spingstein to shame). She keeps the freaks in place without batting an eyelid, and idely looks down in contempt. But ye should be a feared of her wrath, cos it will strike thee down with furious anger and possibly an ironing pin and whatnot. The bird that puts the modurate the modurators, say no more, and fucking tremble before her! Or she’ll tell Jebus on you

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Age	29
Gender	Female
Marital status	Living together
Sexuality	Straight
Date of joining	17/12/2005
Occupation	peh!
Location	Norwich
My loves	mmmini eggs, christmas, simon Pegg, being "special", my friends, Calvin and Hobbes, holidays, dancing, PIZZA!!! and of course, Camels - who doesn't love Camels!? ;-)
My hates	Being cold, being tickled!! Being woken by the alarm! Monday mornings.
Wierdest thought in a club	why do the orange smarties taste different?
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AgentM has introduced 4 users to UKCD. Every time you introduce someone to UKCD you will be entered into our regular competition.
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