Self arousal, the moon over Jerusulum, Jimi Hendrix, jazz poetry, parrots on a string...
My hates
Aggressive hedgehogs, non loving mothers, hairy women, Manx Cats, Water, Piles. Pixies. I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING.
Wierdest thought in a club
I once thought I was travelling up the Fakenham Road in Norfolk, I arrived at the coast and was greeting by an old fisherman dressed in tight lycra who said "Avast ye me hearty - fancy an extra strong smoked haddock?"
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