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Lady D was last online 453 days ago
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Personal Message - Chemically fuelled
No, i do not wish to see your penis on MSN or through anyother medium. If you have any queries regarding the size/shape/hardness of your penis i suggest you make your way to the nearest red light district, pay the nice lady £20.00 and she will not only comment on it she may even touch it for you- ooooh u lucky boy u . Or you could call 0901 6161621 for live dirty talk with a posh bird.
Also: please don't PM me asking 'hiya sexy wanna chat? ' -
it doesnt work in real life - it doesnt work on the internetz - Get a GIRLFRIEND! _ this is a clubbing website not Datingdirect.com!
I dont speak chavvish or sundylandish or rude boi- you are not a gangsta rapper
EPILATION IS THE WAY FORWARD!!!!!!!
Weekend
Wine
Chocolate
'''''avin it
square crisps
bacon butties
Richard Hammond
Dr Who... meow!
Dr Who AND Richard Hammond at the same time Dr who, Richard Hammond and Alex O'Loughlin at the same time maybe with a bit of Richard Armitage for good measure .......
My hates
CHAVS
Chav speak/text
Stupid People,
Pushy People,
Party Poopers!!! ha ha ha,
Dirty comedowns- Yuk.
Offensive Body Odour
Being hit on by wieirdos and pervs,
Perverts,
Cyber Sex- pure tack,
Being touched up by strangers
Bum love
BAD dental hygene- no need
I could go on, and on , and on
Wierdest thought in a club
oh my god why is Rolph Harris here playin the dijeridoo!!!! -bloomin hallucinations!! Ha!
Favourite DJ
Pat Sharpe - no? Tall Paul , Oakenfold ....... Loads! Cant really pin it down to just one or two
Favourite venue
Anywhere the toilets ain''t flooded and they have a no chav policy
i LOVE your wee profile bit! soooo true!!! xxx Left by sexi_steph on 18/09/2008 11:01:45
break out the band, get out the double ender, loosen skates shackles................ hubbys home xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Left by batman1982 on 31/07/2008 08:02:50
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i LOVE your wee profile bit! soooo true!!! xxx
break out the band, get out the double ender, loosen skates shackles................ hubbys home xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
will be home soon pumpkin, get the royal bed chamber ready...
